Reblogged from Tenseiga
umbramlunae preguntó: (>^ ▽^) >
~OvO~ thank you
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Reblogged from ~Romantic Children~
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
Reblogged from 「Shit happens」
Reblogged from IT'S OVER 9000!!!
“Internet friendship is not real”
Reblog if this is a lie and you have made amazing friends on the internet.
(Fuente: dirtyevilminded)
Reblogged from The Hell Hole I Call Home
Reblogged from Kawaii Feels
Reblogged from Kawaii Feels
you get home from school. both of your parents are sitting in your room. “we need to talk.” they say calmly. “we’ve been following your blog for two months now.”
omfg what a nightmare
Reblogged from Kawaii Feels
